[BIRDS CHIRPING] [SITAR MUSIC] WOMAN: Welcome to Shriller
the meditation app for ladies whose insides are screaming. That’s me. WOMAN: Relax. Your mind is a peaceful pond. Unlike many ponds poisoned
with fracking runoff and brimming with dead lizards. Oh my god. WOMAN: Put me back in.
– Oh! Oh– WOMAN: Picture a sea
that rises and rises. And oh no. It’s now a tsunami that
heads towards your village. And you do nothing!
– No! WOMAN: (STERNLY) The earth
will not be ignored, Samantha. Oh! Yeah, meditate on that. OK, fine. I will do a climate
change episode. Well, actually, that’s
good enough for me, but not for my sitar player. My wife is an endangered bird. [BIRD CHIRPING] [SITAR MUSIC] I love you! [BIRD SQUAWKS] [HEAVY METAL MUSIC] [ROCK MUSIC]